PSA - PLEASE READ!

boltonsworkshop:

THINGS TO NEVER EVER DO FOR APRIL FOOL’S DAY:

1: Screamers
2: Fake proposals
3: Fake confessions of love
4: Self-harm jokes
5: Death/murder jokes

THINGS TO ACTUALLY DO FOR APRIL FOOL’S DAY:

1: Rickrolls
2: SAFE, NON-TRIGGERING fake links
3: NON-HARMFUL pranks
4: More Rickrolls
5: General non-douchebaggy silliness

Thank you for your time.

(via foodismynigga)


piptart:

ask-ickle-mod:

purpchanti:

awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

Om G

IT’S DESTINY 


babiessssss

piptart:

ask-ickle-mod:

purpchanti:

awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

Om G

IT’S DESTINY 

babiessssss

(via cumberground)



traditioned:

purococo:

psyces:

sex-high:

superhobbitwhomerlockpotter:

say-ton:

how could u not reblog this

If I didn’t know this was batman, I would have said it looked like a mans slow decent into madness

Yes, you’re right. That’s batman…

This is perfect

yes, batman. you’re so right.


Anyone want a tumblr boyfriend? Cause I want a tumblr girlfriend, honestly I dont care if you arent famous Ill make you and Ill treat you like a princess. Follow me so I know youre interested. Ive been following everyone back lately, my dashboard is dead!

traditioned:

purococo:

psyces:

sex-high:

superhobbitwhomerlockpotter:

say-ton:

how could u not reblog this

If I didn’t know this was batman, I would have said it looked like a mans slow decent into madness

Yes, you’re right. That’s batman…

This is perfect

yes, batman. you’re so right.



Anyone want a tumblr boyfriend? Cause I want a tumblr girlfriend, honestly I dont care if you arent famous Ill make you and Ill treat you like a princess. Follow me so I know youre interested. Ive been following everyone back lately, my dashboard is dead!



boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(via pleasetouchthebuttt)


sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

(via fadedtan-and-heartbroken)


choked:

“Why are all my flowers dead, I gave them water to help them live.
I hooked them up to iv bags and performed blood transfusions with my own liquids.
It’s as if they were in a head on collision, in a 12 car pile up on a highway in August. As if they laid upon the asphalt in the sun, withering to the bone, they pass.
Why are all my flowers dead.”

choked:

“Why are all my flowers dead, I gave them water to help them live.

I hooked them up to iv bags and performed blood transfusions with my own liquids.

It’s as if they were in a head on collision, in a 12 car pile up on a highway in August. As if they laid upon the asphalt in the sun, withering to the bone, they pass.

Why are all my flowers dead.”

(via friij)



macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

(via ronaldkn0x)



(via friij)


cassafrass115:

the-fandoms-have-the-phone-box:

kisaragishintaro:

imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they dont want to go back to the world and live and have to put up with everything

so in this series instead of the usual “everyone dies” tragedy the problem becomes that “everyone lives”

WRITE A BOOK

DO IT

(via pleasetouchthebuttt)


fandom-inc:

fandom-inc:

self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange

oh god never mind it tasted like shit

(via pleasetouchthebuttt)


gerardgayofficial:

'do you listen to any bands?'

"yeah, i really like my chemical romance"

'didnt they break up'

(via chemyster-y)